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David Harcourt
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 Posted: 2 Aug 2008 07:01 am

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Have you ever thought about the letter "Z"?

No, of course you haven't. 

What kind of a daft question is that to ask anyone?



 

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 Posted: 2 Aug 2008 07:19 am

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I, however, have often thought about the letter "Z", and have in fact been doing so for more than sixty years.

Which may tell you more about me than I really want you to know, but let me explain. When I was a small boy a map of the world was mostly coloured red.  Red, for the British Empire; a largely fictional contruction already, and about to become a total fiction sooner than anyone knew.  Also, in that far away, Golden Time:

* there was no Zimbabwe, no Zambia, and there were no Zip codes

* Zucchini hadn't been invented yet (they were called "courgettes")

* Zionism was very new (or, at least, new to us)

* words like Zloty, Zulu, Zebra and Zircon existed of course but were hardly part of everyday speech

* J D Salinger hadn't written Franny & Zooey

* Ben Stiller hadn't appeared in Zoolander

* But there was a country named New Zealand, and the people who lived there were called "New Zealanders".


 

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 Posted: 2 Aug 2008 07:20 am

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In short, the letter "Z" belonged to us.

When you saw a capital "Z" anywhere it nearly always meant that you had come across a reference to New Zealand.

This made me irrationally proud as a child.  We had our own letter of the alphabet.  How many other countries could say that?

 

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 Posted: 2 Aug 2008 07:21 am

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Now, of course, we have Derek Zoolander, and Zimbabwe, and Zooey Glass, there's Zionism everywhere we look, and there are "Z"s all over the place.

 

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 Posted: 2 Aug 2008 07:21 am

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It's rather sad really. 

I still get a thrill when I see a capital "Z" in print, but most of the time it's a bit of a let down.



 

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 Posted: 2 Aug 2008 07:22 am

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So if anyone ever tries to tell you that life in New Zealand was uniformly dull in the 1950s you now know what to say:

"Ah yes, but they did have the letter 'Z' all to themselves.  How cool is that?"



 

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