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David Harcourt
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Posted: 3 Aug 2006 11:27 pm |
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I have just found the photographs below in a Wikipedia article on Helen Clark (a highly laudatory essay which credits her, among other things, with inventing the wheel and having made the first womanned flight to Mars: presumably she wrote the article).
The photograph on the left is HC at university. The photograph on the right is allegedly how this egregious person looks today. My question is this:
Has the body of our prime minister been taken over by a fembot and, if so, how do we summon Austin Powers to our aid?
I think we should be told.
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Anna
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Posted: 4 Aug 2006 01:01 am |
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Wouldn't it be great if someone could do that for all of us - at least those of us over 29 and a bit!
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TopRank
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Posted: 4 Aug 2006 01:37 am |
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| It's proof of what Revlon and professional lighting can do!
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David Harcourt
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Posted: 4 Aug 2006 02:17 am |
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TopRank wrote: It's proof of what Revlon and professional lighting can do!
But surely the Real Helen Clark has grey, snaggled teeth?
The fembot in this photograph has toilet bowl-white teeth of reasonable uniformity.
No, it's a fake.
The Real Helen Clark has been locked away somewhere and is being fed on raw meat and gin.
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Ichardray
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Posted: 4 Aug 2006 03:02 am |
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| I've often wondered why HC doesn't get her teeth fixed? Why doesn't she get a decent hair cut?
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giraffeinfall
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Posted: 4 Aug 2006 01:32 pm |
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Stirike.
Somebody has a jam jar full of airbrushes...
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BoPeep80
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Posted: 5 Aug 2006 05:11 am |
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Im hoping that our beloved Site Owner's wife reads these threads, I have found the perfect gift for her to get for him, for their next wedding anniversary.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Art/Paintings/Acrylic/Abstract/auction-65202744.htm
The lot description ( and the questions!) is worth a look:
It reads:
Following on from our recent work using the photomontage technique, I have again used Ingres work as the base for this piece.
Nigel and his wife Debbie established MorArt last year with a view of offering a distinctive style of art at affordable prices. Our paintings can be found in many homes, cafe's, retail stores and businesses throughout NZ. Nigel used to trade as Sammylee and Debbie as Lewis26 - feel free to view these Trademe memberships - they have 300 positive feedbacks between them.
This painting is as follows:
Title: Helen Clark - Slave to the Nation?
Description: Using the Photomontage technique (created by Raoul Hausmann) to enhance Ingres 1814 work titled La Grande Odalisque - Ingres has depicted a Harem Slave in a traditional reclining position. I suppose the question has to be raised - is our leader a slave to the nation?
I have applied the image onto the canvas, and built it up with various pieces of material to create drapery etc, along with impasto gel for added texture. We have then applied acrylic paint over various parts image to create depth of field. An image of Helen Clarks head has then been applied.
Please feel free to leave your comments!
Here is a photo from the lot description:
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giraffeinfall
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Posted: 5 Aug 2006 05:19 am |
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hahahahahahahahaha!
I'm hoping she does too Bo... *trying vewwy hard to beam ESP message to Ann*
.. that she takes you up on the idea....
and that he posts Here his thoughts upon unwrapping the gift ...
Here's another photo from the lot description:
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giraffeinfall
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Posted: 5 Aug 2006 05:21 am |
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I have a feeling that
"Ready to hang (comes with eyelet rings and hanging cord)"
will certainly be seen as an attractive feature... 
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Ichardray
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Posted: 5 Aug 2006 05:35 am |
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giraffeinfall wrote: I have a feeling that
"Ready to hang (comes with eyelet rings and hanging cord)"
will certainly be seen as an attractive feature...
Clever.......... but ugly!!!! Imagine that hanging over your bed? Enough to give you nightmares 
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BoPeep80
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Posted: 5 Aug 2006 06:16 am |
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*whispers* I'm patiently waiting for my banning...
You will have to do better than this.
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BoPeep80
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Posted: 5 Aug 2006 08:37 am |
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BoPeep80 wrote: *whispers* I'm patiently waiting for my banning...
You will have to do better than this.
laughing here 
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TopRank
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Posted: 7 Aug 2006 12:16 am |
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I'm sorry but that's just disgusting!
It should be CW'd as the most offensive thing I've ever seen on TradeMe, ever!
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David Harcourt
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Posted: 7 Aug 2006 01:05 am |
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If you are talking about the Ingres-style portrait of Our Beloved Leader, if I win the auction I am planning to hang it in my shop and charge people $1 to throw darts at it.
I expect to do very well.
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David Harcourt
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Posted: 8 Aug 2006 08:40 pm |
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I missed out on the picture.
It sold for $55 to a lady named Isobel in Masterton.
See:
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Art/Paintings/Acrylic/Abstract/auction-65202744.htm
I am so sad.
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