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David Harcourt
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 Posted: 11 Jan 2010 09:34 pm

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I love the news stories we get from Australia.  Here is one of the latest:

The Indian Government has told Australians that they're a bunch of arseholes because they have been murdering Indians.  Apparently, the Indians believe that making public statements to the effect that Australians are arseholes will help to ensure that fewer Indians will be murdered in Australia in future. 

I have very strong doubts about the efficacy of this policy.  In fact, I feel that its effect is likely to be the reverse of that intended.  All of which suggests that whoever in the Indian Government is orchestrating this campaign is both a fool and a menace to public safety. 





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 Posted: 12 Jan 2010 08:54 pm

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And here's another:

Cane toads are killing dozens of saltwater crocodiles every week, and are significantly imperilling the survival of these obnoxious retiles.  (Hurrah!) 

Apparently, the crocodiles (the crazy fools!) eat the toads, and then quickly sicken and die.  In an interview here with one toad - his title, I believe, was "the High Toad" - we learned that toads who sacrifice themselves in this way go straight to Paradise, where each has 70 virgins (also, sadly, toads) to pleasure themselves with.


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